The Code of the Wolf T

When one wears this shirt, something magical happens. They are consumed by utter confidence. They are in control of destinies. Before I had this shirt, I was your normal average guy, some might even say less than average, like a Z-score of -1.06. Now I pull more chicks than Wilt Chamberlain. When people see you in this shirt they know your SERIOUS. They don't mess around.

'Twas a midnight when I first donned this bad boy. I was actually laying in a half daze in the open desert; the ceiling of stars sent me spinning until I was lost in cosmos, this also metaphorically serving as my spiral into the ethereal fetters of ineptness.

From behind a cactus grove a wolf suddenly approached me. I was about to give in to defeat to my carnivorous adversary when I suddenly noticed something in his mouth. He laid the majestic shirt before me. He bowed as I put it on. . .

I now know the Code of the Wolf, which I will now share with you. These are words of pride which you must now live by. Courage, my wolf-brothers and wolf-sisters. There is an affirmation for all of us. We all are confronted with fear. Don't dare let fear take you, for that is unbecoming of a wolf-child. These are the words you embrace when you wear the Wolf T.


FIGHT FOR SOMETHING   

OR LIVE FOR NOTHING

SHE WANTS A MAN

YOU BE THAT MAN

BEAR YOUR SCARS ON YOUR CHEST   

NEVER ON YOUR BACK

YOU ARE A SYNONYM FOR AWESOME   

GO AND PROVE IT

INACTION IS SLAVERY   

FREEDOM IS A CHOICE

BEING #1

IS HOW YOU WARM UP

AFTER THE FINISH

KEEP GOING

IF YOU NEVER GIVE UP

YOU NEVER LOSE

DOCTOR CALLED IT CANCER

YOU CALLED IT A CHALLENGE

USE LARGE FONT

BECAUSE YOU'RE A WOLF-BROTHER

IF A TREE FALLS IN THE WOODS

YOU HEAR IT

YOU ARE AN ARMY OF ONE

DECLARE WAR

TODAY'S HOROSCOPE:

AWESOME

PAIN IS GOOD

SHARE IT WITH YOUR ENEMIES

FISTS

NEVER RUN OUT OF AMMO

THE BEST WAY OUT

IS THROUGH

NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP

NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN

BITE OFF MORE THAN YOU CAN CHEW

AND THEN CHEW IT

The code of the Wolf T.

As you have your own experiences with the Wolf T after having worn one, please feel free to comment about it so all of your Wolf-brothers and Wolf-sisters can benefit from Awesome.